What happens to you in the sirens’ domain?

You reach the spot where you thought the crevasse was, only to find what looks like smooth, unbroken rock. You look closer – and see a faint curved line, almost like the arch of a closed door. At regular intervals around the line are what seem to be carved images on square blocks – one resembles a squid, one an angelfish, one a shark, and one a whale. Even though it seems silly, you get the sense that these are buttons of some sort. But which one should you press?

Right before your eyes, the rock seems to crack and split along the arched line. Now there is a large opening! Beyond it, you can see strange lights and more rock formations – only some of these formations resemble buildings. Cautiously, you swim forward – and suddenly find yourself face to face with the woman who you saw peering out from the rocks. She has long, flowing hair, and sharp, claw-like fingernails. “Welcome to the home of the sirens,” she says, with a slightly creepy smile. How do you respond?

After she reassures you that you can, indeed, both speak and hear speech while you are in the sirens’ domain, she also tells you to feel free to remove your scuba equipment. It seems that you can also breathe underwater here. Well, that’s a relief! The siren indicates that you should follow her, and you do. She takes you through a crumbling stone doorway and into a room where a dining table has been laid with plates and goblets. You have no idea how they aren’t floating around everywhere. “Please, have something to eat while you wait to meet our queen,” the siren says silkily. “We have many delicacies you can choose from.” Which food do you choose to try?

It isn’t long before a tall, luminous woman floats into the room, carrying a shining gold sceptre and wearing a magnificently jewelled crown on top of her hair. She is clearly the queen of the sirens. “Hello, human,” she says. “It is time for us to sing to you. What is your favourite kind of music?”

The sirens begin to sing. You have never heard anything quite like it – it is, quite simply, the most wonderful sound that has ever filled your ears. You go into a kind of trance. When the song ends, you suddenly realise you are surrounded by more sirens – dozens more, in fact. Their faces are solemn, and some point tridents towards you. Others swim slowly around you, perhaps menacingly. The queen floats above you. “Surely you must realise, human,” she says softly. “That we cannot allow you to return to the surface.” What do you say?

What happens to you in the sirens’ domain?
You stay and join the sirens

You realise there is no point in trying to fight all those scary-looking creatures – and besides, you’ve always liked being underwater. You never quite manage to improve your singing voice to their level, but you turn out to be great on the clam drums, and the sirens love the addition of a percussive background to their music.
You defeat the sirens and steal their treasure

You scoop up a handful of sand and throw it directly into the siren queen’s eyes. While she is temporarily blinded, you grab her sceptre and crown and swim madly for the rock entrance. Sirens grab at your legs and throw tridents at you as you pass, but you manage to dodge them all and escape with the treasures in hand.
You’re nommed by sharks

You try to make a run – er, swim – for it. Unfortunately, you don’t get very far before the siren queen releases her pet guard sharks on you, who promptly nom you to death.
You wake up on the shore

Maybe you are still dazed by the sirens’ song, maybe you are just overwhelmed by your dire situation – whichever it is, you pass out and wake to find yourself laying on the sand, the sun beaming down on your face. Your scuba gear lies beside you. Something must have happened to you while you were diving, and all the stuff about sirens was just a dream. You go on with your life – but sometimes, when it’s quiet, you can still clearly hear them singing…