Most people don’t believe me when I say my boyfriend’s an Alien. But it’s true.

We do everything together.

He’s like my soulmate.

We never disagree about anything.

Except pineapple on pizza.

We’re moving in together soon, over on his home planet.

Apparently the rent is a lot cheaper there.

So what’s my favourite thing about him?

Well, he’s really not like other guys…

He just accepts me for who I am.