Available 7am AEST, 2nd November 2021
We’re really just your average family
But Creepmas ALWAYS brings out our sibling rivalry
Some years my sister is too tied up to join in the day
Other years I wish I could just wrap her and give her away
Our love of Creepmas spirit(s) brings us together – for a time
Until an argument breaks out over whether the pudding is hers or mine
Whatever one has, the other wants it more
(And if it’s a new beau...well, it’s all-out war.)
“Wait, her present is bigger? Give it to me!!”
“Or I might just lose it...accidentally.”
Although we’re sweet enough the rest of the year...
At Creepmas, I often wish she would just disappear.
Then again, there’s no one who likes to peek at presents with me more
And without her, Creepmas would just be...a bore.