So my birthday was pretty crazy. I don't want to go into the details too much... but lets just say I woke up the next day in a prison cell in Marrakesh wearing nothing but a pair of Tiger Spartans and a smile.
And here's you thinking I just work all day! Sucker!
1. Deisel are back with more of their "Be Stupid, Buy Our Clothes!" branding.
It turns out that Diesel's idea of creativity is sticking toy soldiers up your bum crack. Hell, that doesn't sound hard. A My Li'l Pony on the other hand...
Shows you what kind of grade coke they're snorting though.
No wrong way to do what? Murder some dude in a public toilet? Yeah, you're doing it right.
Sad really, we must never forget that a male models life is a precious, precious commodity. (Reference?)
Seriously? So are you telling me that if I wear Deisel (and am sufficiently stupid) actual governments will hate me. Don't you just love it when large multi-national corporations urge you to buy their clothes as a way of sticking it to the man?.
Seriously, if your idea of political activism is wearing expensive clothes and looking handsome - I think the political regimes of this world can sleep easy.
Advisor: President Obama, we have a situation.
Barack: What is it?
Advisor: We have a male model wearing Deisel in the street. He seems to be emerging from some fake smoke generated by a smoke machine.
Barack: Well, I don't think we have anything to worry about here.
Advisor: ... he has a furry hood and his boots appear to be undone.
Barack: WHAT!?! Not on my watch. Call the National Guard...
It's really hard trying to insult a clothing brand that overtly label themselves as 'stupid'. It's like turning up to a fight and the other guy has already knocked himself unconscious.
Loving that hood.
3. How cute is this pic? Catholic Chic featuring the epic Cathedral leggings.
Maybe I should try to sell these to nuns.
So purrrrrdy! You can get the Stay Ups here.
I'm doing Lace Stay Ups at the moment.
5. Lightning leggings - underrated IMHO:
I know, Christopher Kane right?! I knew it would come to me.
7. Had a wonderful time with the uber stylish SP yesterday. We managed to get ticks for:
- Tiger Spartans
- Red Vinyl Spartans
- Gold Strap leggings
- White stitch leggings
- Lace Maxi Dress
- Sheer Maxi Dress
- Zebra Tank
Sheer playsuit dress still in the works... and I lost my Black Butterfly Dress. Better find it today. Damn.
p.s. I was having the suckest day yesterday - like dropping a resume in at KFC bad, and then got this email:
I just wanted to say that I am so incredibly impressed with my experience buying from BlackMilk.
Your postage and communication was beyond efficient and the leggings themselves are fantastic quality and are absolutely gorgeous.
I will be recommending you to everyone!
Thanks so much,
Amazing what a little encouragement can do. :). Now I'm happy!