Okay. Speaking as a designer - creating tights that fit properly is a real challenge. I won't bore you with all the details, but you need to get the fabric to fit the body at several different points - ankle, back of the knee, crotch, waist, etc.
Nicholas Ghesquiere of Balenciaga has obviously just thrown his hands in the air and said "I don't care if the thing fits properly, just sew it!"
And this is what happens.
Do you think she could kill you with her bare hands (Joke! Get it? Bear hands... yeah? I kill me.)